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TOP 10 BEST ACTION MOVIES

The 80s and 90s were the golden years of action movies (and let’s face it, movies in general). Using a range of highly complicated scientifically formulated algorithms, we have complied a definitive list of the best ball tearing action movies…

TOP 10 WAYS TO MAKE NEW FRIENDS

It’s a harsh world that we live in. Sometimes, with all of the facebooks and twitters it can be hard to make new friends IRL. After a rigorous 2 year scientific study, we at The Tint Pro have comprised the…

DOUBLE DENIM DEITY

If your god doesn’t wear double or even triple denim, you need to find a new god. I’ve often contemplated the various outfits in which a deity would garb himself in. The gods of ancient Greece wore sheets, or were…

A HEADY AROMA

I filled in a complaint form to tesltra because my phone still hasn’t been connected. This is what I wrote: “My phone was disconnected earlier this month as a result of a tardy payment on my behalf. I will wear…

BREAKFAST BEAST

Genetic engineering is a pretty popular thing these days. Now, its not for me to debate whether this is healthy trend or an abomination on gods own handy work. Having said that, I did used to dabble in the old…

A BRIDGE CALLED TIM HABERFIELD

Although many covert it, it is something that few will ever obtain. Its is, perhaps, something that even fewer rightfully deserve. A bridge named after them. For as long as I have known Tim Haberfield, this is all he has…

TROUBLE IN DOWNTOWN CONGO

Sure, it’d probably never occur in the wild. What, with girzzly bears living primarily in great wooded expanses of Northern America, and the Silver back living in the mountainous jungles of the African jungle. Granted the grizzly bear is an…

CRAB FOLKLORE

The year was 1993 and many great things were happening. The much anticipated sequel to Robocop 2, Robocop 3, was due to hit the big screen any day now and life was good. Of course, being of an age where…

BIG STEAMING TURD

Have you ever tried to get yourself removed from a telemarketers call list? Apparently, its not a simple thing to do.   The emails below chronicle a my attempt to accomplish such a feat. ______________________________________________________________________ From: T H To: [email protected] Subject: stop calls…

RUSLANS RUSE

A while ago my house mate bought a TV from Kogan. It didn’t turn up for a while so I wrote the following letter for him to send to Ruslan Kogan (Founder of Kogan.com). I figured he at least owed…

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