If your god doesn’t wear double or even triple denim, you need to find a new god. I’ve often contemplated the various outfits in which a deity would garb himself in. The gods of ancient Greece wore sheets, or were…

I filled in a complaint form to tesltra because my phone still hasn’t been connected. This is what I wrote: “My phone was disconnected earlier this month as a result of a tardy payment on my behalf. I will wear…

Genetic engineering is a pretty popular thing these days. Now, its not for me to debate whether this is healthy trend or an abomination on gods own handy work. Having said that, I did used to dabble in the old…

Although many covert it, it is something that few will ever obtain. Its is, perhaps, something that even fewer rightfully deserve. A bridge named after them. For as long as I have known Tim Haberfield, this is all he has…

Sure, it’d probably never occur in the wild. What, with girzzly bears living primarily in great wooded expanses of Northern America, and the Silver back living in the mountainous jungles of the African jungle. Granted the grizzly bear is an…

The year was 1993 and many great things were happening. The much anticipated sequel to Robocop 2, Robocop 3, was due to hit the big screen any day now and life was good. Of course, being of an age where…

Have you ever tried to get yourself removed from a telemarketers call list? Apparently, its not a simple thing to do.   The emails below chronicle a my attempt to accomplish such a feat. ______________________________________________________________________ From: T H To: admin@ Subject: stop calls…

A while ago my house mate bought a TV from Kogan. It didn’t turn up for a while so I wrote the following letter for him to send to Ruslan Kogan (Founder of Kogan.com). I figured he at least owed…