Flannel. Fire. Fight or flight.
Introducing the shirt that perfectly captures the raw panic of outdoor ambition meeting reality. Featuring Tim, man of the match and destroyer of serene bush settings, mid-sprint with a blowtorch he probably shouldn’t have had.
🪵 Front: Minimalist badge logo (probably singed)
🔥 Back: A high-stakes Studio Ghibli-inspired scene of one man vs. fire vs. common sense
Ideal for:
🚨 Blokes who’ve said “I got this” before chaos ensued
🧯 People who think the fire ban is more of a suggestion
🪓 Weekend warriors with zero qualifications
🏃♂️ Those who understand that sometimes… survival is about speed, not smarts
Fabric engineered for maximum airflow and regret.
Because in the great outdoors, only the brave survive… and Tim is just brave enough.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
