Designing Mayhem. One Scaffold at a Time.
Forget your boring graphic tees. This one’s a cinematic masterpiece.
Front and centre: CLARKITECT—a man, a myth, a mate with a Makita and a plan.
On the back: flames, lightning, a snowboard cliff drop, and two geniuses plotting the next great Aussie infrastructure marvel on a shag rug.
Whether you’re scaling scaffold, planning mischief, or just shouting “YEAH NAH I GOT THIS” before doing something highly questionable with power tools—this shirt has your back (literally).
Perfect for:
✔️ Builders of dreams
✔️ Pyromaniacs with good intentions
✔️ Men who say “It’ll hold. Trust me.”
✔️ Anyone who’s ever used a blueprint as a placemat
Warning: May cause spontaneous hero poses and unsolicited nods of respect from strangers.
Grab it before Dan Clarke designs a better one. (He won’t. This is peak Clarkie.)
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
