Rated R for Rugged.
Strut onto any job site, campsite, or bunnings carpark in this certified banger of a tee, featuring Daniel “The Pole Daddy” Clarke in his most iconic role yet.
Front: A modest little chest logo for the humble tradesman.
Back: A vintage poster that screams “I’ve scaffolded harder, faster, and more emotionally than you ever will.”
This shirt is:
✔️ Built tough, like the man himself
✔️ Resistant to judgment (and most solvents)
✔️ Pre-washed in danger and glory
Perfect for:
Leading the boys into battle (or smoko)
One-upping your mates’ tradie shirts
Whispering “Pole Daddy’s got this” before heroically tightening a bolt
Warning: May cause unexpected erections… of scaffolding.
Wear it proud. Wear it tall. Be the Pole Daddy.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
