Big energy. Bigger conspiracy. Boss-approved.
Featuring the mighty floating head of Tim—truth seeker, caffeine dealer, and part-time skyscraper—with two towering cans of Boss Coffee holding the whole damn city together.
This shirt is not just fashion.
It’s a warning.
It’s a vibe.
It’s an inside job.
Perfect for:
☕ Tinfoil hatters who double-shot espresso
☕ Office renegades with a god complex
☕ Anyone who’s said “Don’t trust the government, trust the grind” unironically
☕ Legends named Tim (or spiritually Tim)
Wear it when:
You’re ready to uncover the truth
You’ve had 3 coffees and your jaw is doing its own thing
Someone needs reminding: The system runs on Boss
Guaranteed to increase productivity, paranoia, and neck-to-skyscraper ratio.
Because when Tim’s watching… you better be working.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
