If you’re reading this, congratulations.
You are either VIP, or you are close enough to be allowed to look at it — which is honestly worse.
VIPs don’t line up.
VIPs don’t ask where things are.
VIPs don’t have to explain why they’re still awake at 2:17am.
VIPs belong here.
Guests are welcome, of course.
They just won’t understand why certain doors are open for you.
Or why your drink refills faster.
Or why people nod knowingly when you walk past.

2k26 SET LIST
In no particular order:
3 Ave
Selective Listener
Refused
Darkest Blue
Bricks n All
Strong and Free
MMM
Motor Ace
Will we play them all?
Probably?
SIGNATURE COCKIES
These drinks were not chosen lightly.
They were chosen correctly.
Each one is loosely inspired by a band member, a personality trait, and at least one poor decision made in the past.
Drink responsibly.
Or don’t — this is bandcamp.

MIKE DROP
Clean. Reliable. Always hits.
Recipe
Hendrick’s Gin
Tonic water
Ice
Orange slice
Method
Build over ice.
Top with tonic.
Walk away like you meant it.
Tasting Notes
Bright, refreshing, and dangerously sessionable.

RIK STARTER
Espresso Martini — Ikarii edition
Recipe
Vodka
Kahlua
Fresh espresso
Ice
Coffee beans (optional garnish)
Method
Shake hard with ice.
Strain into a coupe.
Immediately talk faster.
Tasting Notes
Rich, punchy, and guaranteed to restart the night.

MARSH MADNESS
Starts friendly. Ends loud.
Recipe
Gin
Aperol
Fresh orange juice
Soda or tonic
Ice
Optional dash of orange bitters
Method
Build over ice.
Stir casually.
Overshare confidently.
Tasting Notes
Bright up front, bitter underneath, and surprisingly strong.

MISSION TIMPOSSIBLE
Dark rum, coffee, and consequences
Recipe
Dark rum
Kahlua
Cold brew coffee
Ice
Orange peel (expressed over the glass)
Method
Build over ice.
Stir slowly.
Stare into the distance.
Tasting Notes
Rich, bitter-sweet, boozy. Hits late. Lingers longer.
